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*My Own Worst Enemy* Drunk!Prussia x Reader

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Can we forget about the things I said
when I was drunk
I didn't mean to call you that
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me


"What's up sexy frau?" The albino man said hooking his arm around his girlfriends shoulder. " Hello Gil." (Name) said with a sigh. He was clearly drunk...again. How many times did that make it just this month 9? 14? It was really hard to keep count. Just about every night he came home drunk. " Mmmmm you know you have nice bre-"  "Bad, you know you are not suppose to get all feely when you are drunk."  The Prussian's red orbs narrowed and he pulled her in closer, pale arms wrapping firmly around her hips. "Don't forget you are mein woman. You listen to me, not the other way around. I am the boss here." This pissed (Name) off. She loved when he held her and called her his but not when he became controlling about it. " That's it don't even hug me." She pulled away to fight him but he grabbed her wrist. " Well aren't you a bitch?"  That did it. Yanking away (Name) grabbed her purse and stormed out the door.

Please tell me, please tell me. Why,
My car is in the front yard,
and I'm Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night.


"Hmmm... well that's unawesome..." The albino said scratching the back of his head as he stared at the silver truck flipped on its side with one wheel inside a particularly pissed German's bedroom window. " Tell me about it." A stern voice came from behind. The devil himself. His younger brother stood there in his underwear with a rolled up newspaper clutched in his hand, knuckles turning white from the pressure.  "After slamming your truck wheel through my window while I was WORKING, you crawled into the broken window, pissed off your girlfriend, then fell asleep on the coffee table."  He said with a particularly large vein pulsing on his thick neck. "hehe kesesese sounds like fun...wait where is (Name)?"


And your gone
Gone
It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me.


"Well that's unawesome!!!" The Prussian said for the second time, fallowed by a string of curse words upon the discovery that his girlfriend was at her friends house avoiding him because he had been a jerk the night before. Walking back inside he slammed the door and slammed his head against a pillow over and over again. "One hell of an awesome country Gilbert... you are an 'awesome' country.... I EVEN SCREWED UP AS A COUNTRY!"


The smoke alarm is going off,
and there's a cigarette still burning,


A loud beep shattered his sulk fest as the smoke from a still burning cigarette that had been left on the side table, directly under the alarm. Growling he got up and threw the butt in the sink before throwing a shoe at the alarm breaking it. If nothing else he needed (Name). She was always the one there for him. The ductape that fixed all of his problems. She was the only one who actually thought he was worth a little bit more than the dirt he walked on. In fact she thought he was wonderful....or USE to until he screwed it up. Peeling himself from the couch he trudged to the shower and once clean and changed he went to find her.

Can we forget about the things I said
when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that.


" What do you want?" (Name) hissed when she opened the door to see Gilbert there. He decided to play it out like a mature adult would. The most awesome plan of action. Throwing the girl over his shoulder he ran back to hi- okay Ludwig's truck he had 'borrowed', and tossed her in the passenger seat. Buckling the screaming, kicking, woman in he ran to the drivers seat and took off so she wouldn't jump out. He ignored her angry rant all the way on their 20 minute drive. Soon he pulled her out and threw her on the ground. A soft red and white fabric cushioned by grass broke her fall. Sprawling before her was a beautiful lake glistening under the late summer sun. A picnic was prepared with flowers, sweets, and a fruit salad. He plopped down and looked at her expectantly. " W-what is this Gilbert?" She muttered looking around in awe. Tall pines and elegant willows surrounded the water as their reflections danced on the waves. " It's an i'm-sorry-you-have-to-put-up-with-me-being-a-total-unawesome-jerk-wad-and-ill-try-to-change-so-heres-a-romantic-picnic-picnic."he said looking at her and picking a tiny daisy before giving it to her with a dorky grin. (Name)laughed and hugged his neck, burying her nose into his clean albino locks. Gilbert did an unnoticeable fist pump as he held her close with the other arm.
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:iconcommentplz: Okay, so this is based off the song "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit. I was looking for a songfic to do, I wanted to do it with someone I had never written for before, and this came on my Pandora. WALLA! If it sucks... I'm posting this for a friend its not mine.

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This is so fluffy I could sleep on it.